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EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under
the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record
has been "lost" and is not available.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By
joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
duty in Vietnam.
College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for US. Congress and lost. I began my career inthe oil business
in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I
sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history. With the help of my brother, the governor
of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal
record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost
of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the US surplus and
effectively bankrupted the US Treasury. I shattered the record for
the largest annual deficit in US history. I set an economic record
for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set
the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the US stock market
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs and that trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members
of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a USPresident. I am the all-time US and world record-holder
for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest
lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth
Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US
History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during
my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating
one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over
the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene
when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided
over the highest gasoline prices in US history. I changed the US
policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in US history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States government. I've broken more
international treaties than any President in US history. I am the
first President in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the US from
the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspector's access to
US "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US election). I set the record for fewest
numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of
television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in US history. I garnered the most sympathy
for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a
year later made the US the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have set the all-time
record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in
public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests
against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of
US citizens, and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -
in wartime. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons
for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge
to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of
SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies
are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records
or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW
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